OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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