I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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