what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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