You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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