What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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