Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Randomize
