Your tits are I can't wait for
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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