Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
you traded sex for a burrito?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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