I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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