Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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