whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
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