I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
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