You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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