8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you mean i was at the winter classic?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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