Kareoke will never be a sober sport
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Naked Twister starts at high noon
He better not be in your backpack
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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