when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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