ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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