what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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