I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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