So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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