Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize