It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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