how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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