So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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