He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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