i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Green mimosas i think yes
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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