Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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