..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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