Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Quick, to the slutcave!
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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