So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I'm having to shit out rocks
Randomize
