So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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