But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Is it because I queefed?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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