My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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