Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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