Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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