hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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