i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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