He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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