he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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