So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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