I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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