Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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