Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
