Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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