even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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