Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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