Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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