Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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