Non-Jews are for practice
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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