Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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