We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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