dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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