I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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