So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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