She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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