I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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